Senior Moments
On Growing
Older and Wiser
(sample quotations from the book)
I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is
just a natural part of the way the world works. 2. Anything that's invented
between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and
revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. 3. Anything invented
after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things. — Douglas
Adams, science fiction novelist, The Salmon of Doubt
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. — Anouk
Aimee, actress
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as
old as you feel. — Elizabeth Arden, designer
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted
thirty years of his life. — Muhammad Ali, boxer
Dreams are powerful. Dreams are what make you say, “When I’m 64, I want to
start a new business.” — Ameriprise Enterprises TV commercial
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start
young. — Fred Astaire, dancer and actor
I refuse to admit that I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons
illegitimate. — Nancy Astor, politician
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live
my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead,
actress
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. —
Janette Barber, comedienne
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry,
humorist
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh on yourself. — Ethel
Barrymore, actress
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore,
actor
The older one gets, the weirder one gets. — Candice Bergen, actress
When is the right age to retire? When you dread going to work. — Mary Bright
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of
things. — Po Bronson, author
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and
knowledge is always alluring. — Pierce Brosnan, actor
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made, because very few
people die past the age of a hundred. — George Burns, comedian and actor
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty—they merely
move it from their faces into their hearts. — Martin Buxbaum
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want
you to be, young, young all your life. — Pablo Casals, cellist and composer
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. — Maurice
Chevalier, singer and actor
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. — Bill Dana, comedian
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on old
fiddles. — Sigmund Engel
When you’re old, you are more certain of who you are, and that may be a good
thing or a bad thing. Because you’ve lived your life, you’re independent, you’re
not looking for anyone to complete you. — Sally Fields, actress
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon. — W. C. Fields,
comedian
Here are the other three books in the Quotable Life Book series. Click on the titles to see sample
quotations:
Children: A Quotable Guide for Parents
Life & Death: It’s Really a Simple Matter
The War Between Men and Women: On Men, Women, Sex, Love,
Relationships, Dating, Marriage, Divorce, and Much, Much More …