Copyright © 2008 by Open Horizons and John Kremer
Last modified: 3/12/08
The Quotable Books Series ...
The TV
Advertiser's
Guide to Life
(sample quotations from the book)The average work day lasts longer than a few hours. — Aleve painkiller
There's more to life than hair. But it's a good place to start. — Aussie shampoo
There are no small parts ... only small lizards. — Budweiser beer
Every man has a mountain to climb.... What mountain did you climb today? — Coors Light Beer
Bowling would be better if it were hockey. — Fox Sports
Nervous people like crunchy food. — GM Goodwrench Service Plan
What are the three fundamentals of baseball? Be a team player. Keep your eye on the ball. Never play without a contract. — Hershey candy bars
Freedom should be more than a feeling. It should be something you can actually touch. — Hyundai automobiles
The world has boundaries. Ignore them. — Isuzu Rodeo
When you love what you do, you're alive. — Jobs.com
It's only a deal if you still want it when you get home. — K-Mart stores
Basic rule number one: Everyone seems to like eating. — Lucky food stores
Climbing the ladder of success takes stamina, know-how and a little luck. — MassMutual Fiinancial Group
The foam goes straight to your brain. — Mug Root Beer
There are two kinds of risk: Investing too aggressively is one, and investing too conservatively is another. — Oppenheimer Funds
Statistics show that 40% of all kids who smoke marijuana live in the city. Guess where the other 60% live. — Partnership for a Drug-Free America
Life is more exciting in Montana. — Pontiac Montana
One is never enough of anything. — Puffs tissues
If you're going to laugh, laugh. If you're going to dig in, dig in. — Quaker Oatmeal
Never swallow a lemon seed or watermelon seed, or they'll grow inside your tummy. — Radio Advertising Bureau
Touchdowns aren't given away. They are paid for. — Russell Athletic
You have your whole life ahead of you. Make sure you get there. — Saturn automobiles
Rules of a trilogy: Chapter one sets the rules. Chapter two bends the rules. But in the finale, forget the rules. — Scream 3 movie
You can't fax a handshake. You can't pat a voicemail on the back. You can't have lunch with an email. Some things are just better in person. — Southwest Airlines
There's a law of physics: The only man on the plane with a cold will sit next to you. — Triametic cold medicine
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. — U.S. Department of Transportation
You're born. You die. In between, you work on cars. — Valvoline oil
What can a toy store teach us about disciplined investing? Not everything that catches your eye is worth buying. — Wachovia Securities
Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are. — Youth Stop Smoking
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